tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37367262011-12-14T18:48:07.260-08:00Heatherface's Funny IM QuotesThis is updated VERY sporadically, so I don't post dates.Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comBlogger1361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-30166420558330276192010-05-05T22:56:00.001-07:002010-05-05T22:56:50.026-07:00Angst A La Carte: My cat is such a loveable asshole. I should've named her HeatherfaceHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-16835891739368652222009-12-18T22:51:00.001-08:002009-12-18T22:51:13.002-08:00mandygomeow: I like alloy.commandygomeow: they have plus size jeans with short inseams!To Feign Reality: Oh sweetTo Feign Reality: lmao Their background image is a Photoshop backgroundTo Feign Reality: Gauze :PTo Feign Reality: Fuck I'm a nerdmandygomeow: hahamandygomeow: yeah you areHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-84712311847770621042009-12-18T22:50:00.001-08:002009-12-18T22:50:36.682-08:00To Feign Reality: Hey do you speak Spanish? So help me I will kill you if you say "No but I speak Cuban" lolHulahoopAccident: NopeTo Feign Reality: Ugh fuckTo Feign Reality: None of my beaner friends are online and I hate putting song lyrics through an online translatorHulahoopAccident: Ah damnHulahoopAccident: I shoulda said yes and made shit upTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Reality: "you would Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-17696876402927424072009-03-22T13:48:00.001-07:002009-03-22T13:48:37.223-07:00To Feign Reality: Today I told a friend that if Internet Addiction meetings exist, I bet they confiscate phones at the door so we can't update Twitter about the meetingHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-52869673801126976302009-02-14T00:30:00.001-08:002009-02-14T00:30:52.989-08:00To Feign Reality: I just accidentally broke a drinking glass by biting into itxain broccoli: you must give the worst blowjobsHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-5285248202868046382009-02-14T00:29:00.001-08:002009-02-14T00:29:41.752-08:00Grimm Epiphany: My stupid boyfriend caught fucking mumps or something on an airplaneTo Feign Reality: wtfGrimm Epiphany: He went to New Mexico to stay with a friend, where he's probably gonna live, and yeah... he sounded like shit last night and his glands are all swollen, he's been shivering and sweating and shitTo Feign Reality: That sucksTo Feign Reality: I bet he's turning into a womanTo Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-26689433301846916412008-01-23T22:59:00.001-08:002008-01-23T22:59:38.727-08:00To Feign Reality: What the hell is scrapple?Krikkit Minion: Scrapple?Krikkit Minion: Scat and appleKrikkit Minion: Made myself laughTo Feign Reality: XDTo Feign Reality: http://xkcd.com/27/To Feign Reality: Scrapple JacksTo Feign Reality: Apparently it's a meatTo Feign Reality: But I've never heard of itKrikkit Minion: Scrapple is a savory mush in which cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour, Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-50128429483284518042008-01-23T22:58:00.000-08:002008-01-23T22:59:08.868-08:00bithas: wowbithas: two mexican flamenco guitarists are doing mettalica on lenobithas: twilight zoneTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Reality: That is just so much suck piled into one sentencebithas: LOLOLOLbithas: HHAHAHAHAHAbithas: i'm seriously cryingHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-74670492297438760032007-07-24T00:20:00.000-07:002007-07-24T00:21:00.296-07:00To Feign Reality: I remember you once telling me you hated babies because they smell funny lolTo Feign Reality: "They smell like new skin"snafubar1199: yeah...fresh babies smell terribleHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-83792446503871609522007-06-10T21:13:00.001-07:002007-06-10T21:13:44.780-07:00To Feign Reality: I've come to the conclusion, by jumping on my Jump To Conclusions mat, that people who have ever actually been molested never bring it up, or at least don't bluntly hint at it like "I can't look at a priest without wanting to cry"Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-26570343263884496612007-06-05T02:09:00.001-07:002007-06-05T02:09:18.175-07:00bithas: there are 8 dudes here and were cooking sausegesTo Feign Reality: So it's a sausage fest?bithas: doublyTo Feign Reality: lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-14257965908925682682007-06-05T02:08:00.003-07:002007-06-05T02:08:28.291-07:00To Feign Reality: Do you seriously wear a size 17 shoe?LESSTHANPEZ1: yeahTo Feign Reality: Are we talking high heels here?LESSTHANPEZ1: no.LESSTHANPEZ1: XDLESSTHANPEZ1: 17 in mens.To Feign Reality: I could fucking live in one of your shoesTo Feign Reality: Your shoe could be my first apartmentLESSTHANPEZ1: lmaoLESSTHANPEZ1: my shoes are expensive like whoahTo Feign Reality: No kiddingTo Feign Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-63601178979514644892007-06-05T02:08:00.001-07:002007-06-05T02:08:14.068-07:00To Feign Reality: Xaaaaaaaainxain broccoli: oh god what nowTo Feign Reality: The Pet Shop Boys are playing in September, wanna go?xain broccoli: i think youre confusing me with one of your disco dancing queerboy friendsTo Feign Reality: Who's the confused one? Wanna go? :Dxain broccoli: i hate youHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-42624916815744840602007-06-05T02:07:00.003-07:002007-06-05T02:07:49.145-07:00Grimm Epiphany: Be checking your mailGrimm Epiphany: Your real mailGrimm Epiphany: Not the computer mailTo Feign Reality: I got your letter today lolGrimm Epiphany: My Valentine?To Feign Reality: Yeah, the one you totally glitter glued togetherGrimm Epiphany: >_____>Grimm Epiphany: I hoped you wouldn't noticeTo Feign Reality: lol Uh, yeahGrimm Epiphany: That was the first one I did and the only IHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-87552182036503692112007-06-05T02:07:00.001-07:002007-06-05T02:07:26.888-07:00Heatherface: ARE YOU SERIOUS IT'S ALMOST 5AMHeatherface: Fuck, I'd better head to bed, I can't believe it got this lateRigo: XD do you honestly lose track of time that easily?Heatherface: I played The Sims earlier, you tell meHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-90502208874959484892007-06-05T02:06:00.003-07:002007-06-05T02:06:50.859-07:00Grimm Epiphany: Is he black?To Feign Reality: He's so black he'd have to smile at night to be visibleGrimm Epiphany: lmaoHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-83298669170874231812007-06-05T02:06:00.001-07:002007-06-05T02:06:14.349-07:00To Feign Reality: I'm like a little fortress, then you finally get me in bed and you have to get thru all my clothing, I'm like a video game with lots of levels and my vagina's the final bossHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-86679507673312284712007-06-05T02:05:00.003-07:002007-06-05T02:05:51.725-07:00Grimm Epiphany: What the Hell are you wearing on your face?To Feign Reality: Your momGrimm Epiphany: lolGrimm Epiphany: GreatHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-91675104873449601592007-06-05T02:05:00.001-07:002007-06-05T02:05:36.180-07:00Grimm Epiphany: My fucking cat diedTo Feign Reality: *tries to avoid making jokes* Damn dude, what happened?Grimm Epiphany: I don't know, manGrimm Epiphany: My mom has known all day and just told meTo Feign Reality: lol "Oh by the way"To Feign Reality: How old was the cat?Grimm Epiphany: I dunno, not too old, not quite a full grown catGrimm Epiphany: Earlier, before I knew, my mom was all 'um, weHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-73183702906967067652007-06-05T02:03:00.000-07:002007-06-05T02:04:27.754-07:00Bootleg Panda: learning to cook is a very good skill to learnBootleg Panda: if you're a picky eater like meTo Feign Reality: I'll just cook the same meal about 50 times to boost my skill level up, it'll be a snapBootleg Panda: XDBootleg Panda: I can't believe you just said thatTo Feign Reality: XDBootleg Panda: I can actuallyBootleg Panda: *dubs you a sim*Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1155350019305824082006-08-11T19:33:00.001-07:002006-08-11T19:33:39.306-07:00thirstybartender: i think i have a feverTo Feign Reality: Do you need more cowbell?Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1155350009126616462006-08-11T19:33:00.000-07:002006-08-11T19:33:29.136-07:00To Feign Reality: Poking yourself in the eye sucksthirstybartender: yeah especially with something other than your fingerTo Feign Reality: Yeah, my gigantic penis sure loves to play tricks on methirstybartender: lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1155172957072924562006-08-09T18:22:00.001-07:002006-08-09T18:22:37.073-07:00To Feign Reality: Mature people don't let stupid shit affect them so muchGrimm Epiphany: I don't have to take this, you killed Jesus. lolTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Reality: Hey look, shiny wampum *dangles beads in your face*Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1155172933807969482006-08-09T18:22:00.000-07:002006-08-09T18:22:13.823-07:00ihatexjimmypage: my cousin lost a finger todayTo Feign Reality: Tell him to retrace his steps and look in places he remembers going, it'll be in the last place he looksihatexjimmypage: lol you're such a dick heatherihatexjimmypage: if i was close to him i'd probably go there and beat you right nowTo Feign Reality: As long as it's not Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that gameihatexjimmypage:Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1153977316429382242006-07-26T22:14:00.001-07:002006-07-26T22:15:16.430-07:00Grimm Epiphany: I should write a Wikipedia entryTo Feign Reality: For what?Grimm Epiphany: "Heather Haft"To Feign Reality: Jesus no, people can edit those entries lolTo Feign Reality: Heather Haft is awesome cool nice scary fucking Satan "she is?"Grimm Epiphany: lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1153977271116364402006-07-26T22:14:00.000-07:002006-07-26T22:14:31.133-07:00Grimm Epiphany: GoddamnGrimm Epiphany: I hate when people remind me of how shitty going blind isTo Feign Reality: lolGrimm Epiphany: I try not to think about it too much, but then when some asshole asks me 'what's wrong' and then I tell them, and they're like 'That must suck' 'Well, I've been dealing with it for a while, basically since birth...' 'No, I mean, it has to be really rough!' 'Yeah, Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1153631761738251792006-07-22T22:15:00.000-07:002006-07-22T22:16:01.750-07:00To Feign Reality: OH GOD MY BUTTGrimm Epiphany: You're like a hair-covered miniature BuddhaTo Feign Reality: What? lolGrimm Epiphany: lolGrimm Epiphany: AnchormanTo Feign Reality: XDTo Feign Reality: It's amusing how often we both quote shit to each other and always forget what the other's quoting, so we just think we're retardedGrimm Epiphany: lolGrimm Epiphany: YeahHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1152185354289289702006-07-06T04:29:00.001-07:002006-07-06T04:30:06.283-07:00ihatexjimmypage: i ♠ heatherface!xain broccoli: i ♣ heatherfaceTo Feign Reality: You guys are assholes lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1152185370618234702006-07-06T04:29:00.000-07:002006-07-06T04:29:30.620-07:00Heatherface: Barney came over to watch movies since he has cable but no movie channels, he decided to watch Superman and I wanted nothing to do with it, so I came to fuss around on the computer but then sat with him and mocked the last half hour or so of the movieHeatherface: It's very mockable, there's a major lack of logicHeatherface: Like how when he flies off to save the world and everyone Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1152185331811388312006-07-06T04:28:00.002-07:002006-07-06T04:28:51.813-07:00Midnight: manMidnight: you remember that band kittie?Heatherface: Wow, I totally forgot about themHeatherface: Talk about a passing trendMidnight: haha yeaHeatherface: They were like the Petshop Boys, you could tell who was gay by who listened to that musicMidnight: is this a bad moment in the conversation to say kittie was my favorite band for a while?Heatherface: HAHAHAHeatherface: I should've Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1152185315070560872006-07-06T04:28:00.001-07:002006-07-06T04:28:35.070-07:00To Feign Reality: I'm 100% sure if she didn't have a huge rack, guys would actually look at her face and notice how absolutely hideous she isHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1152185300844018902006-07-06T04:28:00.000-07:002006-07-06T04:28:20.856-07:00To Feign Reality: I have to struggle for a few seconds to get my tongue to roll, that's probably why I did so horribly in my Spanish classesxain broccoli: for a minute there i thought you meant you were giving your teachers blowjobs and couldnt do a certain trick right so they failed you for itHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1150523773543403252006-06-16T22:54:00.000-07:002006-06-16T22:56:13.543-07:00xain broccoli: my sister wanted to make cake today but she couldntxain broccoli: mom broke the wooden spoonxain broccoli: apparently my little brother tried convincing her the F on his report card is really an A, the teacher just drew it dancing cause its so happyHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1150523609727115862006-06-16T22:50:00.000-07:002006-06-16T22:53:29.726-07:00To Feign Reality: I just met this chick whose last name is Pepper, I'm currently trying to convince her to become a doctorHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1150523428015752532006-06-16T22:48:00.000-07:002006-06-16T22:50:28.016-07:00To Feign Reality: I met this person who seriously got pissed the fuck off when I said "freshman" instead of "freshperson"To Feign Reality: It didn't surprise me in the least to find out they're a 26 year-old virgin who's never even been kissedHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1150523263182148052006-06-16T22:45:00.000-07:002006-06-16T22:47:43.183-07:00Grimm Epiphany: Why am I such a nice person?To Feign Reality: You're nice?Grimm Epiphany: YES YOU FUCKERGrimm Epiphany: ...You did that on purposeHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1150522989858035712006-06-16T22:42:00.000-07:002006-06-16T22:43:09.870-07:00To Feign Reality: She was like "Do you know you're wearing a skirt in that photo?" and I said "Yes, I dressed myself that day"Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1149986139382111402006-06-10T17:35:00.000-07:002006-06-10T17:35:39.393-07:00To Feign Reality: *paints her vag like a clown* Do do do do do do do do do dooo *circus music*Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1149525420271833432006-06-05T09:36:00.000-07:002006-06-05T09:37:00.280-07:00xain broccoli: youre more beautiful than you realize, inside and outTo Feign Reality: I wouldn't go so far as saying I'm beautiful, but I do know I'm a good friendxain broccoli: but you ARE beautifulTo Feign Reality: Thanks, Shrekxain broccoli: lolxain broccoli: i love you jerkfaceHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1148947464799727682006-05-29T17:04:00.000-07:002006-05-29T17:04:24.810-07:00Grimm Epiphany: You're invited to the pants partyTo Feign Reality: lolGrimm Epiphany: I think I shat my pantsTo Feign Reality: I don't want to come to the party anymoreGrimm Epiphany: lmaoHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908850283933912006-05-17T16:34:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:34:10.283-07:00To Feign Reality: FuckTo Feign Reality: I've been writing letters to Aaron who's in San Diego and every time I start his address I want to write "San Diego, it means a whale's vagina" instead of San Diego, CAGrimm Epiphany: lololololGrimm Epiphany: You dumbassTo Feign Reality: Shut up lolGrimm Epiphany: lolGrimm Epiphany: I wonder if the letter would still get thereTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908815861483592006-05-17T16:33:00.002-07:002006-05-17T16:33:35.860-07:00To Feign Reality: I'm making a lingerie shop on The Sims and downloaded all this sex stuff, Rigo was all "You need to get laid" and I said "I already am, that Sim's me"To Feign Reality: HAHAHA *kills self*Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908804155213522006-05-17T16:33:00.001-07:002006-05-17T16:33:24.156-07:00Rigo: do guys talk to you alot about chicks with the impression that it's ok since you kinda swing both ways?Heatherface: "Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"Heatherface: Yes to bothHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908788043644972006-05-17T16:33:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:33:08.043-07:00Heatherface says:I got my hair trimmedYour mom's in my other IM window says:How much is gone?Heatherface says:I said "a trim," in what language does that translate to "I got a new hairstyle"?Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908759522411342006-05-17T16:32:00.002-07:002006-05-17T16:32:39.523-07:00Grimm Epiphany: Hold on, my blackberry is buzzingTo Feign Reality: Your what? Bitch, I know you mean Nintendogs or some shitHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908740851002742006-05-17T16:32:00.001-07:002006-05-17T16:32:20.850-07:00Grimm Epiphany: BBLGrimm Epiphany: TornadoTo Feign Reality: Kay lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908728840822292006-05-17T16:32:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:32:08.840-07:00Grimm Epiphany: GODDAMN NO one likes meTo Feign Reality: WhinerTo Feign Reality: lol *gets stabbed in the neck*To Feign Reality: I'm such an assholeHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908686643207702006-05-17T16:31:00.001-07:002006-05-17T16:31:26.643-07:00Krikkit Minion: I think I might get some white slip ons that I can get autographed at concerts :PTo Feign Reality: XP That's retardedKrikkit Minion: I know XPTo Feign Reality: XDKrikkit Minion: I just never have anything that won't get lost easilyTo Feign Reality: People lose shoes all the timeKrikkit Minion: Like all my autographs are on notes from school or somethingTo Feign Reality: ... XDTo Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908666240707472006-05-17T16:31:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:31:06.240-07:00The5thHorseman23: It seems everyone's afraid to tell people the truth about them.To Feign Reality: I always tell you how much you suckTo Feign Reality: You think I call you an asshole 'cause I feel like it? It's true, you're a big oneThe5thHorseman23: A gaping one?To Feign Reality: Like, goatse-sizedHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908648149041212006-05-17T16:30:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:30:48.150-07:00Krikkit Minion: brb hunni, my friend wants to play some Worms with meTo Feign Reality: Okie dokieKrikkit Minion is away at 4:36:59 PM.Krikkit Minion returned at 4:44:52 PM.Krikkit Minion: That was fucking dumbKrikkit Minion: "OH HEY DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT SO THE GAME'LL BE BETTER"Krikkit Minion: That was the most retarded thing I've ever playedTo Feign Reality: XPKrikkit Minion: And all he did was Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1147908599537639282006-05-17T16:29:00.000-07:002006-05-17T16:29:59.546-07:00To Feign Reality: Trying to explain Katamari Damacy to mom is fuckin' hilariousKrikkit Minion: XDTo Feign Reality: She got an email from one of her co-workers with photos of people dressed as the characters, she's like "Isn't this from a game?" and she described them and I was all "Yeah, it's fuckin' hilarious, the english subtitles are nuts" and I tried explaining the plot to her and she was Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134821370425861632005-12-17T04:09:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:09:30.426-08:00Sorthum2000: I had [LASIK] done 12 hours ago. I'm looking at a computer screen without glasses for the first time in 18 years.To Feign Reality: NiceTo Feign Reality: Maybe now you'll actually start dating cute girls, since your vision's better :-)Sorthum2000: I hate you. :-)Sorthum2000: I tried to date a cute girl.Sorthum2000: You weren't into it!To Feign Reality: Maybe I'm not as cute as you Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134821330255670942005-12-17T04:08:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:08:50.256-08:00To Feign Reality: That's funny right thereVibratingGlitter: lolVibratingGlitter: You hickTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Reality: I DID name my dog after a Ron White joke, c'mon nowVibratingGlitter: God, that's trueTo Feign Reality: lolTo Feign Reality: "If you name your family pet after one of my jokes, you might be a redneck"Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134821171047703762005-12-17T04:06:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:06:11.046-08:00humperface : Haha, I'm either going to be ignored or get my e-ass kickedRigo : ?humperface : Livejournal community for bad tattoos, there's one of the Metallica ninja star type thing, one person comments with "If only the Metallica tattoo was any better"...I replied with "It's a Metallica tattoo. It can't get any better."Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134821124250439472005-12-17T04:05:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:05:24.250-08:00Grimm Epiphany: I am an everlasting source of amusement and annoyanceTo Feign Reality: Not as much as meTo Feign Reality: I just wrote "buttfor" on the grocery listGrimm Epiphany: lol sounds like butt creamTo Feign Reality: Don't tell me you don't know that joke lolGrimm Epiphany: Alright, I wont' say anythingTo Feign Reality: Oh Jesus godTo Feign Reality: You're not my best friendTo Feign Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134821027380213802005-12-17T04:03:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:03:47.380-08:00Grimm Epiphany: Say p&t out loud, what does it spell out?To Feign Reality: Pampersandt?Grimm Epiphany: lmaoTo Feign Reality: Can you blow me where the pampers is?Grimm Epiphany: ...Grimm Epiphany: My mom and I always say that to each otherTo Feign Reality: XDHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134820950504953572005-12-17T04:02:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:02:30.503-08:00To Feign Reality: Man, what the fuck are you talking about?To Feign Reality: You've been babbling for 10 minutes already and I don't even know what point you're trying to makeTo Feign Reality: I've been waiting for you to tell me I'm out of my element or that the Chinaman isn't the issueHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1134820865521724782005-12-17T03:59:00.000-08:002005-12-17T04:01:05.533-08:00ihatexjimmypage: i just checked your lj for updatesihatexjimmypage: i thought the recent title was "rubs templates"ihatexjimmypage: i was sitting here wondering what kind of freaky kinky things you've been doing with your web designTo Feign Reality: HTML foreplayTo Feign Reality: It's cybersex for the experienced and slightly creepyihatexjimmypage: slightly? i wouldn't want anyone coding frames Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1115291502634345122005-05-05T04:11:00.000-07:002005-05-05T04:11:42.636-07:00Grimm Epiphany: *sucks on your head* Mmm, tastes like midgetTo Feign Reality: lmaoTo Feign Reality: *beats you off with a pixie stick*Grimm Epiphany: Beating me off now? Wow, this advanced quicklyHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1112984452900324892005-04-08T11:20:00.000-07:002005-04-08T11:20:52.900-07:00To Feign Reality: Man, I'm hungryMidnite Storm XD: o.o perhaps you should go eat somethingTo Feign Reality: Too lazyMidnite Storm XD: Well, press the button on the computer that fires food out of the cannon and into your lapTo Feign Reality: /pizzaMidnite Storm XD: :3 Good choiceTo Feign Reality: I can't believe I just made that joke, I'm not even a gamer XDHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1110951413191817722005-03-15T21:35:00.000-08:002005-03-15T21:36:53.193-08:00To Feign Reality: Virgins are funny creaturesTo Feign Reality: It's like talking to a mermaid or somethingTo Feign Reality: "Swimming without legs? Whaaat?!?"Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1110951302194801762005-03-15T21:34:00.000-08:002005-03-15T21:35:02.196-08:00LESSTHANPEZ1: im watching Army of DarknessTo Feign Reality: I've got that on DVD, fuckin' awesome movieLESSTHANPEZ1: i knowLESSTHANPEZ1: ash is my heroTo Feign Reality: I wanted to get this sculpture I saw of him but I sort of don't have $300 to blow on a 10" thing I can't even masturbate withHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1108133228291105482005-02-11T06:44:00.000-08:002005-02-11T06:47:08.293-08:00To Feign Reality: I love saying "Everyone needs a Heatherface" like I'm a toaster or somethingAngsty Soda: That's because you're our sexual toasterTo Feign Reality: XDTo Feign Reality: That's actually kinda creepyTo Feign Reality: Note to self: Never touch Jamie's toasterHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1107163259698454612005-01-31T01:20:00.000-08:002005-01-31T01:20:59.700-08:00Shinryukenaku: that hoody cost me over $100
To Feign Reality: Why?
Shinryukenaku: because its jordan gear
Shinryukenaku: i didnt intend to spend mad dough but i was like hm this is nice gear
Shinryukenaku: oh well get matching pant and sgoes
Shinryukenaku: hoes
Shinryukenaku: hoes
Shinryukenaku: huadvgfknv
To Feign Reality: lmao
Shinryukenaku: *HOES
Shinryukenaku: uhckds
Shinryukenaku: fuck
To Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1106642099012191952005-01-25T01:34:00.000-08:002005-01-25T00:34:59.013-08:00Alnilam000: i had a really bad single serving friend
To Feign Reality: You've seen Fight Club too many timesHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1106639759565061992005-01-24T23:55:00.000-08:002005-01-24T23:55:59.566-08:00MylkShayke: We went to McDonald's, and this woman got up and right before she walked out the door, looked at me and said very loudly and disgustedly, "I hope my children never look like that."
To Feign Reality: I would've run after her and said "I hope for their sake they never look like you either"
MylkShayke: LOLHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1102230009723555912004-12-04T22:59:00.000-08:002004-12-04T23:00:09.723-08:00To Feign Reality: lmao I put a zip disk in my computer and it's stuck, the button didn't pop out
Krikkit Minion: Does it have an emergency eject?
To Feign Reality: lol
To Feign Reality: No
To Feign Reality: It's a zip drive, not a plane
Krikkit Minion: XD
Krikkit Minion: OH GOD
Krikkit Minion: XXXDDD
Krikkit Minion: That's goldHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1096931201811756992004-10-04T16:05:00.000-07:002004-10-04T16:06:41.810-07:00To Feign Reality: It's great when you say it out loud
To Feign Reality: I kept typing "load"
FlamingMonkeyXII: wow
FlamingMonkeyXII: it's been a while since I got a load all over my screen
FlamingMonkeyXII: just kidding
FlamingMonkeyXII: it's been, like, 15 minutes
To Feign Reality: UNCLEAN!! UNCLEAN!!Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1096918024551019592004-10-04T13:26:00.000-07:002004-10-04T12:27:04.553-07:00To Feign Reality: You live in a place called Punta Gorda?
Krikkit Minion: ...
To Feign Reality: *falls over laughing*
Krikkit Minion: ....... Did I miss the joke?
To Feign Reality: It means "fat end" in spanish
To Feign Reality: You live in Fatass, FloridaHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1087989162591224752004-06-23T04:11:00.000-07:002004-06-23T04:12:42.590-07:00To Feign Reality: lol Awww your Sim just gave me a flower
XxScottybxX: :-D
To Feign Reality: If The Sims had beer, I don't think your Sim would be spending so much time being nice to me, and I wouldn't be spending so much time out of the kitchen
XxScottybxX: ROFLHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1087467423724977532004-06-17T02:54:00.002-07:002004-06-17T03:17:03.726-07:00XxScottybxX: I feel bad, I was kind of mean to people earlier on AIM
To Feign Reality: Bah
XxScottybxX: Well, you're right
XxScottybxX: I was telling the truth
To Feign Reality: lol All I say is bah..."Well, I guess you're right"
XxScottybxX: I only feel remorse for a fraction of a second
XxScottybxX: lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1087466941680801472004-06-17T02:54:00.001-07:002004-06-17T03:09:01.680-07:00XxScottybxX: California's going to expload soon though
To Feign Reality: lol Why?
XxScottybxX: The earthquake theory
To Feign Reality: Bah
To Feign Reality: California's sitting on at least two...uh...the thing that causes earthquakes to happen...
To Feign Reality: lol [/smart]
XxScottybxX: There are more fault lines on the east coast
XxScottybxX: hehe
To Feign Reality: Yeah but my fault lines Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1087466281564819672004-06-17T02:54:00.000-07:002004-06-17T02:58:01.566-07:00halbergman: Whassup, cracka?
To Feign Reality: Hey
halbergman: How goes it?
halbergman: Pretty good.
halbergman: Oh, wait, I asked that
To Feign Reality: lol
To Feign Reality: Are you stoned?
halbergman: No, totally sober
halbergman: I was just tabbing back and forth and I...
halbergman: ...Yeah, that's pretty unforgivable, isn't it?
To Feign Reality: You ARE aware I'm going to log that, right?Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1087312579299316482004-06-15T08:13:00.000-07:002004-06-15T08:16:19.300-07:00A friend of mine used to have a log of funny things I said in IMs, I copied it and saved it, just found it, here's some of it:
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I found out the bf's 25 too, I was like "No way, you could so go for 21" and he said "You're just saying that cause you think I'm sexy" and I said "No, that would be if I said you should take your shirt off"
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yeah baby, you're a sinnerHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1085223995124189562004-05-22T04:04:00.000-07:002004-05-22T04:06:35.123-07:00Zlakker18: happy birthday heather
Zlakker18: it seems like only yesterday you were 19
To Feign Reality: lol
To Feign Reality: More like 2 hours agoHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1084967513692792282004-05-19T04:51:00.000-07:002004-05-19T04:51:53.693-07:00To Feign Reality: I think my inner voice has Tourette's
sids ragdoll: lol, yours too, then?
To Feign Reality: I'm sitting here minding my own business when all of a sudden I think "EAT MY TACO!!!" And of course can't help but say out loud "That's damn dirty" despite I don't use the word "taco" as a metaphor for "vagina" unless I'm making a joke lol
sids ragdoll: "EAT MY TACO!" lol. I love youHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-108381866724402632004-05-05T21:44:00.000-07:002004-05-05T21:48:45.856-07:00sids ragdoll: I'm thinking about making a salad...
To Feign Reality: Want me to toss your salad?Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1083567292077575972004-05-02T23:54:00.000-07:002004-05-02T23:59:04.420-07:00xain broccoli: damnit heather
xain broccoli: youre just too cute
xain broccoli: anyone who gives you up has to question their worth as a human
xain broccoli: or have one hell of a way to make it up to you
To Feign Reality: lol
To Feign Reality: You know me, give me a giant bag of skittles or gummie bears and you're forgiven
xain broccoli: ah yes, youre every guys dream, a cute girl with a VERY Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1077858385334896932004-02-26T21:06:00.000-08:002004-02-26T21:09:13.293-08:00squeejamie: I think I need to vomit
To Feign Reality: So do it *hands you a hat*
squeejamie: lmfao
squeejamie: If you have to spew, spew into this *hands you plastic cup*
To Feign Reality: Jared Leto was in it
To Feign Reality: Wrong IM
To Feign Reality: lmao
squeejamie: He was in the spew? Or the paper cup? lolHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1077070851504336692004-02-17T18:20:00.000-08:002004-02-17T18:23:27.250-08:00squeejamie: Yes, my sweet little peanut butter taco!
To Feign Reality: Mmmm taco
To Feign Reality: Mmmm peanut butter
squeejamie: Give me some tylenol, and I'll smear my taco in peanut butter for you.
To Feign Reality: LOL
To Feign Reality: That is SO going into my funny IM blog
squeejamie: YES! Finally!
squeejamie: I feel like I should have an acceptance speech!
To Feign Reality: Leave god Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076134054742598742004-02-06T22:07:00.000-08:002004-02-06T22:09:56.216-08:00MylkShayke: Janet's boob is the closet thing we have to a JFK assasination
To Feign Reality: LOL
MylkShayke: "Watch as the nipple moves back and to the left...back, and to the left....back, and to the left"
MylkShayke: "So it's obvious there was a second nipple."Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057894548210142004-02-06T00:58:00.001-08:002004-02-06T01:00:34.983-08:00xain broccoli: your livejournal is all over the place
xain broccoli: sometimes you're fine and happy and goofy, other times you're moody and mopey, other times you're just plain pissed off at something
xain broccoli: it's stupid
To Feign Reality: Yeah, you know what you and your opinion can do? Bite me
xain broccoli: yeah, you're no different in i.m. conversationsHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057884840709302004-02-06T00:58:00.000-08:002004-02-06T01:00:25.280-08:00xain broccoli: you son of a bitch humphrey
To Feign Reality: What did I do now?
xain broccoli: you got my sister addicted to neopets, she just came home with a fucking toy
To Feign Reality: *falls over laughing*
xain broccoli: you son of a bitch humphrey
To Feign Reality: Which one did she get?
xain broccoli: i don't know, i'm not one of you neoretardians, it's a dragon with stars on it
To Feign Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057872544108002004-02-06T00:57:00.004-08:002004-02-06T01:00:12.983-08:00halbergman: Hey, you don't ski, do you?
To Feign Reality: Hal, there's no way in hell you're strapping me to a pair of wooden planks and throwing me down a mountainHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057858893036592004-02-06T00:57:00.003-08:002004-02-06T00:59:59.340-08:00poison twilight: what's this neopets site you were talking about? should i sign up?
To Feign Reality: No freaking way, don't even go to the site lol
poison twilight: is it that bad?
To Feign Reality: I didn't make this image purely out of boredom
poison twilight: that bird's cute, is that one of these pets i can adopt?
To Feign Reality: *smashes head onto desk* What have I done?Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057844523734292004-02-06T00:57:00.002-08:002004-02-06T00:59:44.966-08:00To Feign Reality: http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/map_test.swf
goppaclon: did you forget i was canadian??!!Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057835071777722004-02-06T00:57:00.001-08:002004-02-06T00:59:35.513-08:00To Feign Reality: So your family gave you The Family Van, eh?
ihatexjimmypage: yea, my brother brought me outside and made sure i noticed the card taped to the window that says "cause we know you like driving a box"Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1076057823929792892004-02-06T00:57:00.000-08:002004-02-06T00:59:24.373-08:00xain broccoli: does she just look around her house and say "i should call her that instead of heatherface" ?
xain broccoli: hey heatherchair i'm gonna go grab a soda
xain broccoli: heatherscrewdriver, can i come over later?
xain broccoli: heatherpenis, i'll try to bribe my sister to drive you to fry's or something tomorrow
xain broccoli: heatherdust, is this annoying you yet?
xain broccoli: Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1072949353911489812004-01-01T01:29:00.000-08:002004-01-01T01:30:46.450-08:00To Feign Reality: You don't need your fingers for porn, just happy thoughts
To Feign Reality: Then your penis will flyHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1072767874667466602003-12-29T23:04:00.000-08:002003-12-29T23:06:04.793-08:00Quick summary: vampirepiggiehunter wanted to install her digital camera, apparently her brother normally helps with computer stuff but he's at a friend's and she wants to do it right now. She had an idea of what to do but was really afraid to break something. No problem, not everyone's a wiz with computers, right? So I decided to walk her thru it...
vampirepiggiehunter: could you help?
Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1070351479589363042003-12-01T23:51:00.000-08:002003-12-01T23:52:12.280-08:00To Feign Reality: *dies laughing*
To Feign Reality: Okay...okay...I got the suggestion to download AdAware in an lj community, and some chick just responded to that comment with something like "I've heard AdAware is really great", here's my response:
To Feign Reality: Oh, sure, AdAware's fantastic. When it's not fucking you up the ass. I have to replace my entire hard drive because apparently ALLHeatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1068704063325787952003-11-12T22:14:00.000-08:002003-11-12T22:14:50.496-08:00Stealthy Zox: I can fit my anime now, but I need something to put my compilation/tv and movie soundtrack/spoken word/miscellaneous CDs on.
To Feign Reality: So then you need a new one
Stealthy Zox: Yeah. Problem is... I don't know where the hell I'd put it.
To Feign Reality: I'll help you with that when I'm there
To Feign Reality: I could compact an elephant, I AM a girl, have you seen how we Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1066017886750510392003-10-12T21:04:00.000-07:002003-10-12T21:10:21.310-07:00Stealthy Zox: Anyway, I'm famished.
To Feign Reality: Go have some food
Stealthy Zox: It's cooking, as I said.
Stealthy Zox: Whirrrrrrrr...
To Feign Reality: Whirrrrrr doesn't equal cooking, that's like, radioactive...ing...
Stealthy Zox: Right.
Stealthy Zox: With microwaves.
To Feign Reality: lol "radioactive...ing..."
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MylkShayke: www.strictlyshoujo.com/cardcaptor/cbsyaorancostume.html Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1065243889541203462003-10-03T22:04:00.000-07:002003-10-03T22:04:49.640-07:00MylkShayke: Becki Lee says:
i love men.
Jet Boy says:
I agree
Becki Lee says:
men are great.
Jet Boy says:
LOL
Becki Lee says:
though i like girls too.
Jet Boy says:
YAY!
Becki Lee says:
Becki Lee says:
in fact, i wanted to show you this link:
Becki Lee says:
http://www.tampatantrum.com/boobiethon/photos.html
Becki Lee says:
BOOBIES FOR A GOOD CAUSE!
Becki Lee says:
i was tempted to jump in, Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1064047545313687482003-09-20T01:45:00.000-07:002003-09-20T01:46:09.263-07:00PrittieGurlOnXTC: The bible wasn't written to make sense, THAT would make sense, if it was to make sense there'd be more sex
PrittieGurlOnXTC: And guns
MylkShayke: it's a double-entendre
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Sex and guns, can't go wrong with that
PrittieGurlOnXTC: And explosions!!
MylkShayke: LOL
PrittieGurlOnXTC: And Ed Wood will direct it and it'll become a cult film in 20 years
MylkShayke: Ed Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1062061658647450352003-08-28T02:07:00.000-07:002003-08-28T02:08:55.010-07:00Dvoted Isis: i need speed
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Why?
Dvoted Isis: just .. so i can be fast
[note: she means actual speed, not the drug]
Dvoted Isis: i need something to get me started to athletics
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I sometimes wish I could run, but I have asthma so I can't get very far before losing my breath, but it's fun
Dvoted Isis: well i am just lazy i need an extra push
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1062061545140096582003-08-28T02:05:00.000-07:002003-08-28T02:05:45.123-07:00Dvoted Isis: i think my boyfriend wants to see me in a bathing suit.. no way in hell
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol
Dvoted Isis: Too bad I cant tell him your excuse.. I will peal.. fuck I am brown.. damn my sun resistant pigment.
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yeah man I'd blind the world if I showed that much skin, I'm not just pure white, I'm like, mirrored and crap, I pull up a sleeve and BANG a beam of sunlight Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1061361826726886532003-08-19T23:43:00.000-07:002003-08-19T23:43:46.603-07:00PrittieGurlOnXTC: I made a new journal last night lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: On ujournal
Green Raver3: jesus
Green Raver3: you really need to get out of your house..
Green Raver3: 1984 journals..
Green Raver3: 238942935 web pages..
Green Raver3: 23582t65203523 screen names..
Green Raver3: on 234 different IM programs..
PrittieGurlOnXTC: 3 journals, 6 webpages, 10 screen names, 4 messengers
Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1061360590320648212003-08-19T23:23:00.000-07:002003-08-19T23:23:10.280-07:00Center1199: my eyes are dumb....
Center1199: and my heads hot....
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Are you about to give me your legendary "i'm gonna go catch some z's" line?
Center1199: i didn't know it was legendary
Center1199: but it used to be on that medicine comemrcial.....
Center1199: like....ly-sol, will help you catch your Z's
Center1199: or whatever it was....i don't think it was ly-sol
Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3736726.post-1061360413510994802003-08-19T23:20:00.000-07:002003-08-19T23:20:13.473-07:00PrittieGurlOnXTC: I went with my buddy Jacob, and the meeting took place in a restaraunt so we all had food and drinks in front of us, and Jacob started like fiddling with his hands under his chin and stuff and *klink* knocked over his full glass of soda, it was so funny, and it spilled all over us and the girl next to him
xxChasingStarsxx: 0.o
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I couldn't stop laughing for 10 Heatherfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09931133753893803946noreply@blogger.com